As a man wearing a Guy Fawks mask and a priest stood outside of an Earth Day festival discussing
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Mon, April 21, 2008 - 12:18 AMmy shoes. Yes, MY shoes. I was only standing three feet away and could hear him quite clearly. -
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Mon, April 21, 2008 - 9:39 AM(the story so far, with minor punctuation adjustment: As a man wearing a Guy Fawks mask and a priest stood outside of an Earth Day festival discussing my shoes, yes, MY shoes - i was only standing three feet away and could hear him quite clearly - )
....the priest got momentarily distracted in mid-sentence by -
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Mon, April 21, 2008 - 11:53 PMa pigeon flying by and -
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Tue, April 22, 2008 - 8:21 AMdropping a turd the color of my shoes inches away from the Guy Fawks-masked man's feet as -
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Wed, April 23, 2008 - 9:10 PMthe priest took off running after the pigeon. He knocked over an old lady while yelling "Moses -
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Wed, April 23, 2008 - 9:57 PMruns a whore house just down the road there!" -
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Thu, April 24, 2008 - 7:52 AMThe old lady picked herself back up as i, continuing to stand near the Guy Fawks - masked man, looked -
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Thu, April 24, 2008 - 6:27 PMin astonishment at the strange mark now prominent on the old lady's forehead. It was -
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Thu, April 24, 2008 - 7:33 PMthe shape of a question mark. the Guy Fawks-masked man, looking at me, pointed to my shoes which -
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Thu, April 24, 2008 - 9:40 PMnow seemed to have aroused the derision of a quickly-gathering crowd. -
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Fri, April 25, 2008 - 7:32 AMAbout a dozen people said. "Hey fool, tie your shoe laces!" i looked down, and -
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Fri, April 25, 2008 - 3:47 PMdiscovered much to my surprise that my laces had multiplied, all amok and tangled, seven to each shoe. How -
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Fri, April 25, 2008 - 8:27 PModd! i looked back up at the old lady with the question mark on her forehead and she asked -
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Sat, April 26, 2008 - 1:03 PM"How do you expect me to reattach the carbuncles and still retain my place at the express checkout?" -
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Sat, April 26, 2008 - 9:07 PMNot understanding the carbuncle reference, i ignored the question and
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Mon, April 28, 2008 - 11:11 AM. . . then I noticed the antique silver buckles on one his shoes! Could this be the master plotter himself, dressed . . . -
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Mon, April 28, 2008 - 11:19 AMin an exact replica of the lace teddy I had given my wife for her birthday two days before? -
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Mon, April 28, 2008 - 11:25 AMI was amazed at this blatant disregard for fashion! The mask and the shoes matched, but the teddy . . . -
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Mon, April 28, 2008 - 6:08 PMscarlett with purtple klac.. adn the worst was the moldiogn pizza stains on the front. Even worse was polka music playign in the background -
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Mon, April 28, 2008 - 10:08 PM(at this point in the story, the narrator is looking at and listening to the old lady, NOT the man with the Guy Fawkes mask, so the rather abrupt description of the Guy Fawkes-masked man's appearance doesn't make sense. Therefore, please ignore the last 4 posts and continue where i left off. thanks, and please keep to the NINETEEN WORD MAXIMUM limit.) -
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Tue, April 29, 2008 - 9:09 AM<<Not understanding the carbuncle reference, i ignored the question and >>
began to inquire into just who was this Guy Fawkes character when suddenly
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Tue, April 29, 2008 - 9:32 AM, as if to explain, the old lady opened her purse, revealing carbuncles, rubies, diamonds and a photograph of -
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Tue, April 29, 2008 - 9:36 AMCharles Nelson Reilly! Oh the horror of it all! -
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Tue, April 29, 2008 - 9:46 AMi remembered all the time i wasted in my youth watching television quiz shows when i should have -
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Tue, April 29, 2008 - 10:06 AMran away with the circus like my father did.
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Tue, April 29, 2008 - 5:35 PM(note, I assumed the the Gau Fawkes masked man was standing next to the old lady, and as the narrator was looking down they noticed the silver bucked shoes of the GFM man . . . sorry) -
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Tue, April 29, 2008 - 7:14 PMso they ran off the page and began a dance of their own, undulating -
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Tue, April 29, 2008 - 9:47 PM[I also assumed the same thing, since the pronoun used to describe the person wearing the buckles was clearly "he," and there was only one other male character mentioned so far.] -
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Tue, April 29, 2008 - 10:34 PM(so, continuing from Brent's last post)
I got shaken out of my daydream by the priest's return from the brothel he mentioned. He -
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Wed, April 30, 2008 - 3:39 AM[and thus completely disregarding both Artistpriestess's and mine]
never ceased mentioning it after that, in fact. "My son," he said, "That brothel has the widest selection of -
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Wed, April 30, 2008 - 9:16 AMcarbuncle and ruby studded dildos west of the Mississippi!" next, the Guy Fawkes-masked man (whom i'll call Guy) -
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Wed, April 30, 2008 - 10:17 PMchuckled behind his mask at the absurdity of the scene . . . everyone stopped and gasped as he revealed . . . -
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Wed, April 30, 2008 - 10:33 PM, removing his mask and opening his long trench coat, that "he" actually consisted of three female dwarves stacked piggyback -
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 9:18 AM. . . the Dwarves scattered and ran through the stunned crowd, one had on the "Guy" mask, one was wearing . . . -
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 9:27 AMa full clown suit and makeup, and the third, wearing nothing but a loin cloth, began -
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 9:44 AMscreaming "viva le revolucion" at the top of their lungs while -
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 9:56 AMweilding squirt guns and scattering rose petals -
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 1:02 PMWhen the crowds finally settled down, there among the rose petals lay the Guy Fawkes mask, covered with -
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 8:19 PM. A moonbeam filtered through the mess -
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 9:10 PM(eh, Cathy, you can't take more than one consecutive turn, that's cheating, so i'll pick up from your next to last post...the single word "glitter")
...and the odd dab of red ink here and there. I picked up the mask and -
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 9:29 PMdecided it was time to grab some grub. I was starving at this point because -
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 9:50 PMi skipped breakfast...so i entered the park where the Earth Day festival was happening, located a food booth, -
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 12:16 AMand choked to death on a $3.99 vegan corn dog, suffocating in a pool of my own vomit. -
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 7:57 AM...FORTUNATELY...the three dwarf women, one of whom knew CPR, followed along and revived me. When i regained consciousness, -
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 1:01 PMa moonbeam filtered through the mess
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 1:02 PMI wasnt trying to chaeat just to add more -
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 1:02 PMand I wasnt trying to cheat either
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